Anders Andersen

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  Got in a bad wreck.....uuugh

  by brandnew in

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  just happy to be alive....can barely move ☺.. a girl who just got her license , and a new suv....thought it might be cool to pass the person in front of her....at a curve......on a two way road!!!!!😠😠😠.

  very mad puppy.

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  Well the black and blue will disappear.

  So how does green/yellow/purple look on you?

  
  ;-) :-D

  Errr I meant to say glad you're OK :-)
  
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  OKAY, GAME OVER! The number one reason the New Testament amounts to bunk

  by Terry in

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  for me, the dead giveaway is this.

  jesus wrote nothing.. stop and think about that.. if jesus were the authentic messiah, his ministry would not simply be local.. his instructions, his mission, the details of his teachings would be too precious to risk leaving it in the hands of "men unlettered (illiterate) and ordinary (blue-collar yokels).".

  jesus, were he the one and only hope of mankind, would be absolutely certain to write down with great simplicity and specificity the exact owner's manual necessary to rescue mankind.. never happened!.

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  @dubstepped,

  If a person wrote about himself performing miracles and just being great and on a first name basis with God..... yeah that would be suspicious (Moses anyone?).

  But what if Jesus at least wrote down the parables he (allegedly) told? All the important stuff we really need to know?

  And then 3 gospels written by eye witnesses would be a testimony to Jesus' authority and wisdom, increase his credibility, etc.

  That would really work...

  But now we have accounts written ages later, with some stories almost identical, but with enough contradiction for us to be forced to say 'these are accounts of separate events'...
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  Vomit inducing JW Broadcasting Music Video

  by sieborg in

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  sorry in advance if you have.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay5of0nxm44.

  do not know how to put in a direct link.

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  Anders Andersen

  
  Idd...
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  For those of us creationists who don't know anything about evolution

  by truth doubter in

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  cofty- perhaps you would like to teach us the "first thing about evolution".. truth doubter .

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  Anders Andersen

  And for those who feel overwhelmed by researching evolution, research this:

  How long have there been humans on earth?

  
  

  Just 6000 years as JW believe?

  Go visit a museum with prehistoric artifacts and look for yourself...

  Then think about the implications for trustworthiness of the biblical creation story...
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  For those of us creationists who don't know anything about evolution

  by truth doubter in

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  cofty- perhaps you would like to teach us the "first thing about evolution".. truth doubter .

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  @Vidiot,

  Same here. Tried to prove to myself evolution is false and JW creation is true.

  Really studying 'Five questions' brochure and looking up sources made me

  1. Despise WBTS for lying to me my whole life
  2. Accept evolution as the fact it is
  3. Question the existence of Jehovah.

  Best way to become an exJW is to really study their literature...
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  What TV shows were forbidden in your JW household?

  by Funchback in

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  in the u.s., three's company was not allowed.

  it was explained to me that it was an immoral show because a man and women lived together and no one was married.

  the sister who gave this observation was a family friend and we were newbies to the religion.. at least i somehow managed to watch the benny hill show undetected..

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  .I remember one circuit overseer going on and on about how evil they were because some sister supposedly had murdered her husband and soap operas gave her the idea.

  Absolutely impossible that reading the bible gives anyone the idea to murder someone....right? RIGHT??
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  What TV shows were forbidden in your JW household?

  by Funchback in

  1. social
  2. entertainment

  in the u.s., three's company was not allowed.

  it was explained to me that it was an immoral show because a man and women lived together and no one was married.

  the sister who gave this observation was a family friend and we were newbies to the religion.. at least i somehow managed to watch the benny hill show undetected..

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  We didn't even have TV until 1995 :-D

  But the Smurfs were evil because of the wizard.

  Any soap opera because of immorality.

  Etc.etc.
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  Tight Pants

  by pixel in

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  today is friday.

  so let's see something refreshing on the new june 2016 study wt.

  tight pants!.

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  And still my wife dares to ask 'what man-made rules are you talking about?'
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  Got in a bad wreck.....uuugh

  by brandnew in

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  2. friends

  just happy to be alive....can barely move ☺.. a girl who just got her license , and a new suv....thought it might be cool to pass the person in front of her....at a curve......on a two way road!!!!!😠😠😠.

  very mad puppy.

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  @Brandnew....that sucks bigtime!

  Shame both you and your lovely blue darling got injured :-(

  You must have seen some airtime by the looks of it?

  Hope you will be ok!

  A fellow rider

  And some spiritual support ;-) Sorry couldn't find the verses about Jeezy Rider

  Ecclesiastes 9:4
  But for him who is joined to all the living there is hope, for a living puppy is better than a dead lion.
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  lf you had the opportunity to ask the GB a question what would it be?

  by atomant in

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  l thought this would be an interesting exercise to read the different responses.

  my question is what makes you think your gods chosen medium?and prove it.

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  Anders Andersen

  Yesterday I answered a similar question on Quora.com.

  After stating that they usually don't answer honestly anyway, this is what I wrote:

  The questions are aimed at gaining some insight into their minds and motives.

  • Please tell me which current and former JW teachings you disagree with, and why?

  • Can you explain how you know for sure that you personally are chosen by God to lead His people under Christ, and other people are not?

  • How do you feel about the fact that many people suffer(ed) severely from poverty, depression, all sorts of abuse, and even died because of current and abandoned JW policies (on blood, organ transplants, neutrality, shunning, child abuse, spousal violence, education, etc) that you and other men like you have enforced?

  
  From the answers it should become clear that this person is either

  1. 100% certified KoolAid drinker (and dispenser). Sorry, can't help those.

  1. Struggling with or ignoring doubts just like any other regular JW. Maybe we can help him out.

  1. Knows it's a scam (and is still in because he's a coward or an @55hole). Well then I do have an axe to grind!

  
  Bonus questions:

  • What's Tony's (Anthony Morris III) problem with tight pants, and why is he afraid of homosexuals?

  • Do you think Stephen Lett is a clown too?